Quotes clean up
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@ -6052,15 +6052,15 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Don Ho"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Je mange donc je chie.")},
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{TEXT("Don Ho #2"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("RTFM is the true path of every developer.\nBut it would happen only if there's no way out.")},
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{TEXT("Don Ho #3"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street.")},
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{TEXT("Don Ho #4"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Poor countries' museums vs. rich countries' museums:\nThe first show what they have left.\nThe second show what they have stolen.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #1"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.")},
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{TEXT("Don Ho #4"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Poor countries' museums vs. rich countries' museums:\nThe first show what they have left.\nThe second show what they have stolen.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #1"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #2"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.\nMoral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #3"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #4"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Life is too short to remove USB safely.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #4"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Life is too short to remove USB safely.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #5"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("\"SEX\" is not the answer.\nSex is the question, \"YES\" is the answer.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #6"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #7"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #8"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Everything is a knife if you're strong enough.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #7"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #8"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Everything is a knife if you're strong enough.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #9"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'M A FUCKING ANIMAL IN BED.\nMore specifically a koala.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #10"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Roses are red,\nViolets are red,\nTulips are red,\nBushes are red,\nTrees are red,\nHOLY SHIT MY\nGARDEN'S ON FIRE!!")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #11"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.")},
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@ -6115,7 +6115,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Anonymous #62"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Oral sex makes my day, but anal sex makes my hole weak.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #63"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #64"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I took a taxi today.\nThe driver told me \"I love my job, I own this car, I've got my own business, I'm my own boss, NO ONE tells me what to do!\"\nI said \"TURN LEFT HERE\".\n")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #65"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #65"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #66"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent!")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #67"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Whenever someone starts a sentence by saying \"I'm not racist...\"),they are about to say something super racist.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #68"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.")},
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@ -6135,7 +6135,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Anonymous #82"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Gamers never die.\nThey just go offline.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #83"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Copy from one, it's plagiarism.\nCopy from two, it's research.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #84"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #85"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc... does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you've never met.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #85"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc... does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you've never met.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #86"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #87"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.\nBut that mosquito made me break my word.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #88"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A foo walks into a bar,\ntakes a look around and\nsays \"Hello World!\".")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #105"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #106"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep\n- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #107"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Remember, YOUR God is real.\nAll those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.\nBut not yours.\nYour God is real. Whichever one that is.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I hope Bruce Willis dies of a Viagra overdose,\nThe way you can see the headline:\nBruce Willis, Died Hard")},
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//{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #109"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What's the best thing about UDP jokes?\nI don't care if you get them.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #110"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.\nNow 2 has. He problems")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #111"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has.\nIf you write \"your\" instead of \"you're\" in English class, all you get is a red mark.\nMess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #112"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#hulk {\n height: 200%;\n width: 200%;\n color: green;\n}\n")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #113"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Open source is communism.\nAt least it is what communism was meant to be.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #113"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Open source is communism.\nAt least it is what communism was meant to be.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #114"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #115"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("YOLOLO:\nYou Only LOL Once.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #116"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #117"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A Native American was asked:\n\"Do you celebrate Columbus day?\"\nHe replied:\n\"I don't know, do Jews celebrate Hitler's birthday?\"")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #117"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A Native American was asked:\n\"Do you celebrate Columbus day?\"\nHe replied:\n\"I don't know, do Jews celebrate Hitler's birthday?\"")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #118"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love necrophilia, but i can't stand the awkward silences.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #119"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("\"I'm gonna Google that. BING that, Bing that, sorry.\"\n- The CEO of Bing (many times per day still)")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #120"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Life is what happens to you while you're looking at your smartphone.")},
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//{TEXT("Anonymous #120"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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//{"Anonymous #121"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #122"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Nerd?\nI prefer the term \"Intellectual badass\".")},
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//{"Anonymous #123"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #124"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #125"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #126"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't give up your dreams.\nKeep sleeping.")},
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//{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #128"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love sleep.\nNot because I'm lazy.\nBut because my dreams are better than my real life.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #129"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #130"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #141"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license (EULA).\nNobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click \"I agree\".")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #142"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You are nothing but a number of days,\nwhenever each day passes then part of you has gone.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #143"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If 666 is evil, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #144"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I don't want to sound like a badass but...\nI eject my USB drive without removing it safely.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #144"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I don't want to sound like a badass but\nI eject my USB drive without removing it safely.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #145"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #146"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Buy a sheep\nName it \"Relation\"\nNow you have a Relationsheep\n")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #147"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I dig, you dig, we dig,\nhe dig, she dig, they dig...\n\nIt's not a beautiful poem,\nbut it's very deep.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #148"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("UNIX command line Russian roulette:\n[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo *Click*")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #148"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_BASH, TEXT("# UNIX command line Russian roulette:\n[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo *Click*\n")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #149"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.\n\nNo, it's not porn. It's Unix.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #150"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #151"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},
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