Add some awesome quotes in easter eggs
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@ -6244,7 +6244,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Anonymous #86"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #87"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.\nBut that mosquito made me break my word.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #88"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A foo walks into a bar,\ntakes a look around and\nsays \"Hello World!\".")},
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//{TEXT'"Anonymous #89"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #89"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The biggest step in any relationship isn't the first kiss.\nIt's the first fart.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #90"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Clapping:\n(verb)\nRepeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #91"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("CV: ctrl-C, ctrl-V")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #92"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Mondays are not so bad.\nIt's your job that sucks.")},
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@ -6259,7 +6259,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Anonymous #101"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("It's always sad when a man and his dick share only one brain...\nand it turns out to be the dick's.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #102"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If IE is brave enough to ask you to set it as your default browser,\ndon't tell me you dare not ask a girl out.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #104"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The main idea of \"Inception\":\nif you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM,\neverything will be very slow.")},
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//{TEXT("Anonymous #105"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #105"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The best antivirus is common sense.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #106"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep\n- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #107"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Remember, YOUR God is real.\nAll those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.\nBut not yours.\nYour God is real. Whichever one that is.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#your-mom {\n width: 100000000000000000000px;\n float: nope;\n}\n")},
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@ -6277,7 +6277,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
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{TEXT("Anonymous #120"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("GRAMMAR\nThe difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #121"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("5 out of 6 people agree that Russian roulette is completely safe.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #122"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Nerd?\nI prefer the term \"Intellectual badass\".")},
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//{"Anonymous #123"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #123"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I know every digit of π,\njust not in the right order.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #124"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #125"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #126"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #152"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, \"Can I join you?\"")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #153"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You are not fat, you are just more visible.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #154"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Minimalist\n (. .)\n ) (\n ( Y )\nASCII Art")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #155"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Parallel lines have so much in common...\nIt's a shame that they'll never meet.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #156"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Declare variables, not war.\nExecute programs, not people.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #157"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.\nI think it's time for a new keyboard.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #158"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("6.9\nA little fun interrupted by a period.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #159"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love anal\n-yzing all data before making assumptions.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #160"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("So I took off her shirt. Then she said,\n\"Take off my shirt.\"\nI took off her shirt.\n\"Take off my shoes.\"\nI took off her shoes.\n\"Now take off my bra and panties.\"\nand so I took them off.\nThen she looked at me and said\n\"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again.\"")},
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{TEXT("OOP"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If you want to treat women as objects,\ndo it with class.")},
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{TEXT("Internet #1"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If you spell \"Nothing\" backwards, it becomes \"Gnihton\" which also means nothing.")},
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{TEXT("Internet #404"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Quote not Found")},
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{TEXT("Mary Oliver"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness.\nIt took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.")},
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