new easter eggs quotes
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const int nbQuote = 203;
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const int nbQuote = 199;
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Quote quotes[nbQuote] =
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Quote quotes[nbQuote] =
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{"Notepad++", "I hate reading other people's code.\nSo I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer."},
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{"Notepad++", "I hate reading other people's code.\nSo I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer."},
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{"Steve Jobs", "Picasso had a saying: \"Good artists copy, great artists steal.\".\nWe have always been shameless about stealing great ideas."},
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{"Steve Jobs", "Picasso had a saying: \"Good artists copy, great artists steal.\".\nWe have always been shameless about stealing great ideas."},
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{"brotips #1001", "Do everything for greatness, not money. Money follows greatness."},
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{"brotips #1001", "Do everything for greatness, not money. Money follows greatness."},
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{"Robin Williams", "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."},
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{"Robin Williams", "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."},
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{"Darth Vader", "You don't get to 500 million star systems without making a few enemies."},
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{"Darth Vader", "Strong people don't put others down.\nThey lift them up." },
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{"Darth Vader #2", "You don't get to 500 million star systems without making a few enemies."},
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{"Doug Linder", "A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."},
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{"Doug Linder", "A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."},
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{"Jean-Claude van Damme", "A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs.\nAnd in eggs there's the potential for life."},
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{"Jean-Claude van Damme", "A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs.\nAnd in eggs there's the potential for life."},
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{"Michael Feldman", "Java is, in many ways, C++--."},
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{"Michael Feldman", "Java is, in many ways, C++--."},
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{"Anonymous #6", "Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug."},
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{"Anonymous #6", "Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug."},
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{"Anonymous #7", "I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!"},
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{"Anonymous #7", "I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!"},
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{"Anonymous #8", "Everything is a knife if you're strong enough."},
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{"Anonymous #8", "Everything is a knife if you're strong enough."},
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//{"Anonymous #9", ""},
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{"Anonymous #9", "I'M A FUCKING ANIMAL IN BED.\nMore specifically a koala."},
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{"Anonymous #10", "Roses are red,\nViolets are red,\nTulips are red,\nBushes are red,\nTrees are red,\nHOLY SHIT MY\nGARDEN'S ON FIRE!!"},
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{"Anonymous #10", "Roses are red,\nViolets are red,\nTulips are red,\nBushes are red,\nTrees are red,\nHOLY SHIT MY\nGARDEN'S ON FIRE!!"},
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{"Anonymous #11", "We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us."},
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{"Anonymous #11", "We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us."},
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{"Anonymous #12", "I would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook."},
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{"Anonymous #12", "I would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook."},
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{"Anonymous #14", "A better world is where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."},
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{"Anonymous #14", "A better world is where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."},
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{"Anonymous #15", "If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 AM?"},
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{"Anonymous #15", "If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 AM?"},
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{"Anonymous #16", "Q: How do you generate a random string?\nA: Put a Windows user in front of vi, and tell him to exit."},
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{"Anonymous #16", "Q: How do you generate a random string?\nA: Put a Windows user in front of vi, and tell him to exit."},
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//{"Anonymous #17", ""},
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{"Anonymous #17", "Pros and cons of making food.\nPros: food\nCons : making\n"},
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{"Anonymous #18", "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."},
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{"Anonymous #18", "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."},
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//{"Anonymous #19", ""},
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{"Anonymous #19", "People who say they give 110%\ndon't really understand how percentages work."},
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{"Anonymous #20", "Never make eye contact while eating a banana."},
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{"Anonymous #20", "Never make eye contact while eating a banana."},
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{"Anonymous #21", "I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."},
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{"Anonymous #21", "I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."},
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{"Anonymous #22", "\"It's impossible.\" said pride.\n\"It's risky.\" said experience.\n\"It's pointless.\" said reason.\n\"Give it a try.\" whispered the heart.\n...\n\"What the hell was that?!?!?!?!?!\" shouted the anus two minutes later."},
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{"Anonymous #22", "\"It's impossible.\" said pride.\n\"It's risky.\" said experience.\n\"It's pointless.\" said reason.\n\"Give it a try.\" whispered the heart.\n...\n\"What the hell was that?!?!?!?!?!\" shouted the anus two minutes later."},
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