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Don HO 2018-03-16 02:19:00 +01:00
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PowerEditor/src/Notepad_plus.cpp
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@ -6144,7 +6144,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #92"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Mondays are not so bad.\nIt's your job that sucks.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #93"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("[In a job interview]\nInterviewer: What's your greatest weakness?\nCandidate: Honesty.\nInterviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness.\nCandidate: I don't give a fuck what you think.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #94"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Hey, I just met you\nAnd this is crazy\nHere's my number 127.0.0.1\nPing me maybe?")},
//{"Anonymous #95"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #95"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What if the spider you killed in your house had spend his entire life thinking you were his roomate?\nEver think aboutn that?\nNo. You only think about yourself.\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #96"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Code for 6 minutes, debug for 6 hours.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #97"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Real Programmers don't comment their code.\nIf it was hard to write, it should be hard to read.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #98"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("My neighbours listen to good music.\nWhether they like it or not.")},
@ -6156,7 +6156,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #105"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #106"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep\n- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #107"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Remember, YOUR God is real.\nAll those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.\nBut not yours.\nYour God is real. Whichever one that is.")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#your-mom {\n width: 100000000000000000000px;\n float: nope;\n}\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #109"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What's the best thing about UDP jokes?\nI don't care if you get them.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #110"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.\nNow 2 has. He problems")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #111"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has.\nIf you write \"your\" instead of \"you're\" in English class, all you get is a red mark.\nMess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.")},
@ -6175,7 +6175,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #124"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #125"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #126"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_SQL, TEXT("SELECT finger\nFROM hand\nWHERE id = 2 ;\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #128"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love sleep.\nNot because I'm lazy.\nBut because my dreams are better than my real life.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
@ -6196,7 +6196,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #145"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #146"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Buy a sheep\nName it \"Relation\"\nNow you have a Relationsheep\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #147"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I dig, you dig, we dig,\nhe dig, she dig, they dig...\n\nIt's not a beautiful poem,\nbut it's very deep.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #148"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_BASH, TEXT("# UNIX command line Russian roulette:\n[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo *Click*\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #148"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_BASH, TEXT("# UNIX command line Russian roulette:\n[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo *Click*\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #149"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.\n\nNo, it's not porn. It's Unix.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #150"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #151"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},