Remove 2 unfunny jokes

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Don HO 2016-02-21 20:47:17 +01:00
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@ -5579,7 +5579,7 @@ struct Quote
const int nbQuote = 203;
const int nbQuote = 201;
Quote quotes[nbQuote] =
{
{"Notepad++", "Good programmers use Notepad++ to code.\nExtreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned."},
@ -5613,7 +5613,7 @@ Quote quotes[nbQuote] =
{"Don Ho", "Je mange donc je chie."},
{"Don Ho #2", "RTFM is the true path of every developer.\nBut it would happen only if there's no way out."},
{"Don Ho #3", "Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street."},
{"Anonymous #1", "Does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your month?"},
//{"Anonymous #1", ""},
{"Anonymous #2", "Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.\nMoral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked."},
{"Anonymous #3", "I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example."},
{"Anonymous #4", "Life is too short to remove USB safely."},
@ -5628,7 +5628,7 @@ Quote quotes[nbQuote] =
{"Anonymous #13", "Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper."},
{"Anonymous #14", "A better world is where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."},
{"Anonymous #15", "If I didn't drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 AM?"},
{"Anonymous #16", "What you do after sex?\n A. Smoke a cigarette\n B. Kiss your partner\n C. Clear browser history\n"},
//{"Anonymous #16", ""},
{"Anonymous #17", "All you need is love,\nall you want is sex,\nall you have is porn.\n"},
{"Anonymous #18", "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."},
{"Anonymous #19", "F_CK: All I need is U."},